Let’s play a game called: Actual Supernatural line or not?
Does this mean we can finally clear up the origin of THIS line?
They’re both real lines
And the infamous:
The best game on tumblr
I think it’s time for bed.
I’ll regret my whole life for missing the Mishapocalypse.
It was glorious.
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife then called the police, and the police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: the wife claims she was asleep, the cook was cooking breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail and the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it?
this video turned me christian
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws.
And bless you if you can admit your least favourite character has good points
and then there was umbridge
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
whenever i make a music playlist for my mom i always include the song dance (ass) by big sean in there somewhere and never tell her but one time i was supposed to make a gentle soft piano playlist for her and i included that song in it and my mom is a massage therapist so she took that cd in to play as gentle background zen music while she gave her client a massage and that song came up and i was grounded
In our society today girls feel that they need to be skinny in order to find love. Fact is, your true love is gonna love you no matter what. If he cares about the size of your thighs more then the size of your heart…drop him my darlings as no man should make you feel bad about your size if he truly loves you <3
Reblog. Every. Single. Time.
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